i'm not sorry for all my imperfections

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

icexcold:

white-oprah:

awwww-cute:

My friend just went to pet cats at our local animal shelter, and found her cat that had been missing for over a year

Brb crying forever

Dead.

icexcold:

white-oprah:

awwww-cute:

My friend just went to pet cats at our local animal shelter, and found her cat that had been missing for over a year

Brb crying forever

Dead.

delanceybuildingbridges:

delanceybuildingbridges:

I really really hope people are as pissed as I am.

(also ignore my typo I know it’s there)

I feel happy that this is the highest number of notes I’ve ever received on a post, because I think it is important that people are aware/get angry about this. But my twitter avi is a fuCKING PUG THAT’S SO SILLY! I FEEL EMBARRASSED.

Got a good crew. Fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher for some reason, and a bona fide companion. There’s a doctor, too, took his genius sister outta some Alliance camp, so they’re keepin’ a low profile. You understand. You got a job, we can do it. Don’t much care what it is.

(Source: chibstelfording)

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

(Source: morrowseer)

theoctopusofevilhabits:

stopdreamingstarttrolling:

he just can’t let it go

can any of us?